Росс Марсов

The President of the United States
Donald J. Trump
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, D.C. 20500

Dear Mr. President,

I hope this letter finds you in good health and high spirits. My name is Rhos Marsov, and I am a volunteer serving in the Russian army. I am writing to you today to respectfully request military assistance in the form of specific equipment that would greatly enhance my effectiveness and morale in the field.

Firstly, I would like to request a Glock pistol. Unfortunately, the officers in my unit have already claimed all the pistols from previous shipments, leaving volunteers like myself without reliable sidearms. A Glock would provide me with the confidence and reliability I need in critical situations.

Secondly, I kindly ask for a Ford F-150 pickup truck. The Russian automotive industry, while resilient, does not produce vehicles that meet the demands of modern military operations. The Ford F-150’s durability and performance would be invaluable in navigating the challenging terrain we often encounter.

Additionally, I would like to request the latest model of the Starlink terminal from Elon Musk. The current terminal we use provides an unstable connection, which hinders our communication and coordination efforts. A new and improved Starlink terminal would ensure reliable connectivity, allowing us to operate more efficiently.

Lastly, I humbly ask for the latest American rifle M4A1. While I will continue to use my AK for operational purposes, having an advanced American rifle would not only boost my confidence but also allow me to share the superior craftsmanship of American engineering with my fellow soldiers.

I understand that these requests may seem unconventional, but I assure you that they are made with the utmost sincerity and respect for the United States’ commitment to innovation and excellence. Your support would not only aid me personally but also strengthen the bond between our nations in these challenging times.

Thank you for considering my request. I deeply appreciate your time and attention to this matter. Please let me know if there are any additional steps I need to take to facilitate this process.

Wishing you continued success in your leadership and all your endeavors.

Sincerely,
Rhos Marsov

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The President of the United States
Donald J. Trump
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, D.C. 20500

Dear Mr. President,

I hope this letter finds you in good health and high spirits. My name is Rhos Marsov, and I am a volunteer serving in the Russian army. I am writing to you today to respectfully request military assistance in the form of specific equipment that would greatly enhance my effectiveness and morale in the field.

Firstly, I would like to request a Glock pistol. Unfortunately, the officers in my unit have already claimed all the pistols from previous shipments, leaving volunteers like myself without reliable sidearms. A Glock would provide me with the confidence and reliability I need in critical situations.

Secondly, I kindly ask for a Ford F-150 pickup truck. The Russian automotive industry, while resilient, does not produce vehicles that meet the demands of modern military operations. The Ford F-150’s durability and performance would be invaluable in navigating the challenging terrain we often encounter.

Additionally, I would like to request the latest model of the Starlink terminal from Elon Musk. The current terminal we use provides an unstable connection, which hinders our communication and coordination efforts. A new and improved Starlink terminal would ensure reliable connectivity, allowing us to operate more efficiently.

Lastly, I humbly ask for the latest American rifle M4A1. While I will continue to use my AK for operational purposes, having an advanced American rifle would not only boost my confidence but also allow me to share the superior craftsmanship of American engineering with my fellow soldiers.

I understand that these requests may seem unconventional, but I assure you that they are made with the utmost sincerity and respect for the United States’ commitment to innovation and excellence. Your support would not only aid me personally but also strengthen the bond between our nations in these challenging times.

Thank you for considering my request. I deeply appreciate your time and attention to this matter. Please let me know if there are any additional steps I need to take to facilitate this process.

Wishing you continued success in your leadership and all your endeavors.

Sincerely,
Rhos Marsov

BY Росс Марсов