The only Holy Roman Emperor that wanted to be Roman.

It was revealed to me in a dream.

Prussian monarch wasn't a huge fan of Catherine the Great.

— *massive dildo unearthed*
— "It's possibly a fertility ritual object."

Bosnia after 1995 be like.

"Welcome to our torture chamber."

There was a weird WW1 Eastern Front spin-off in South America in 1930s.

Boanthropy is a psychological disorder in which the sufferer believes he or she is a cow or ox. The most famous sufferer of this condition was King Nebuchadnezzar II (of the Neo-Babylonian Empire from 605 BCE to 562 BCE), who in the Book of Daniel “was driven from men and did eat grass as oxen”.

Love will tear us apart again.

Ah, silly Maggie.

In 2020 Poland technically invaded Czechia.

Checkmate, Habibi.

History of good boys.

It's ridiculous how someone actually came up with a plan to drain the Mediterranean Sea.

We are unwell, gentlemen.

Ain't cool, bro.

Some poor fella by the name of Romy Baligula was shot by a bar bouncer in Rizal, Philippines. Apparently the bouncer got irritated because Romy was not able to hit the notes of My Way. Filipino media dubbed this phenomenon as My Way killings. This was not an isolated case—fights and killings were happening around the country because (drunk) bar singers couldn't actually sing My Way properly.

This happened during the early 2000s, roughly until 2010. How did the killings stop? Most bars banned My Way from karaoke machines, so people couldn't sing it anymore.

Reject modernity, embrace tradition.

“If you hadn’t defeated me, I’d have said that I was the greatest general of all time” is perhaps the highest praise one rival could give another.

Send dudes.