Wife found a way around my current diet restrictions to make me chocolate chip cookies. No weight gain either. I should market this to people. πͺ
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The welfare people are having a meeting!
All these tough guy generals should each do a tour of frontline combat duty if Trump and his financiers go after Iran or Venezuela directly.
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I have some tweets pop off and suddenly everyone is attacking me again with the same old same old. Never an actual argument. This is what Michael Jackson/Ye must have felt like when they were trying to heal the world.
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Legit just belly-bumped the wife out of the way of the plate of cookies. Feeling the power.
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When people try to use your own standards against you, it is to prey on you for being a conscientious person.
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Trump: "I will not allow Israel to annex the West Bank. Nope. I will not allow it. It's not gonna happen... There's been enough. It's time to stop now. OK?"
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I don't understand why everyone thought Comey was making a death threat with "8647". If you're like me and have been thrown out of many bars, you would KNOW that the bartender tells you you've been "86'ed" before motioning to the bouncer.
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I wonder what you think of this.
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I think that story of Erika Kirk being on a trip to Israel (Jah mon) sounds so fishy. Sounds like she was scoping him out from a distance. Also, that podcast clip where she's cheesing about Charlie before meeting him and then macking on him super hard was also fishy. Too fishy. Stinky.
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