In the Alien movie, aliens reproducing and eating the insides of humans is actually very common in nature.

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A person could hypothetically get cancerous tumours in all of the right places that end up making their face look extremely attractive.

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Somewhere out there, there's a stranger whose bathroom schedule matches yours down to the minute.

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Your cat probably knows the layout of your house better than you do.

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A true food challenge would be eating a big quantity of food the challenger doesn't like.

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If yeast is alive, does that mean that bread isn't vegan?

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To your stomach, all potatoes are mashed potatoes.

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Being a kid is the free trial, while adulthood is the overpriced subscription.

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If you live in a grid city, you can almost always say “I live just around the corner” no matter where you are.

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A bass singer who can whistle has insane natural range compared to most animals.

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Babies like playing peekaboo for the same reason adults like watching horror movies.

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You could probably tell who works from home, in an apartment complex, via trash cans- by whom picks up their trash cans midday.

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Due to social media and messaging apps, the last few generations are the first ones to be able to have two different conversations with the same person at the same time.

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Our ancestors would be so confused about us trying to avoid 'spoiling our appetite'.

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When thinking about the meaning of life, the various aspects of life seem trivial; while when thinking about the various aspects of life, the meaning of life seems trivial.

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You can't have an odd number of spots on a mirror.

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It would be more efficient to dig graves 3 foot by 3 foot by 12 foot deep and bury the deceased standing.

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People in Middle-Earth must call humans with dwarfism something else.

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If you work at the Bureau of Printing and Engraving, you make less money than you make.

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Why don't we have "garbage disposals" for toilets?

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