If memories were digital files, identity theft would be literal.

https://redd.it/1mb0qnx

Poop is used up calorie batteries that we send back to nature for recycling.

https://redd.it/1mbdkh9

People probably wouldn't be nearly as annoyed by others using speakerphone in public if they used it at the volume of a normal conversation.

https://redd.it/1mbay02

Superman must have to go to sleep every night hearing the cries of people begging for his help.

https://redd.it/1mbt8lx

There's probably a LOT of money that will never be spent in the USA simply for the fact that it is comprised of $2.00 bills that people save because they're uncommon and interesting.

https://redd.it/1mbzvhz

Kids in many nations today are about as far removed from analog TV as '80s kids were from black and white TV.

https://redd.it/1mcr0ho

Does taking the stairs add more to the average lifespan than falling down stairs subtracts?

https://redd.it/1mcxbni

One day shitty AI will be a vintage style and be replicated intentionally.

https://redd.it/1md5rah

Practically all the musicians that wrote some of the most famous love songs in the world didn’t remain with the person they wrote the song about.

https://redd.it/1mddegp

There's probably a lot of people that have swapped color vision, but won't ever be diagnosed because the color names they were taught is also swapped, so they appear to have normal color vision from what they claim to the outside world.

https://redd.it/1mdmwro

When you take a shit, you're really giving a shit - but: if you want to convince someone you give a shit, it's inadvisable to take a shit.

https://redd.it/1mdqfja

The Tour de France should have a second competition where they get electric pedal assist and have to develop strategies for use.

https://redd.it/1mdtqjs

"Road rage" should be called "traffic tantrum."

https://redd.it/1me19cz

Once humans are extinct and another intelligent species comes into power, they’ll probably write children’s songs and other things for kids about us the same way we do with dinosaurs.

https://redd.it/1mefdcv

Everything you do on social media is spending attention or asking for it.

https://redd.it/1mei5vx

Peloton doesn't sell stationary bicycles; they sell stationary unicycles.

https://redd.it/1meir6o

The idea that we might all see colors differently (I.E.: Your red could look like my blue) is disproven by the fact that yellow is always the hardest color to see on “white” (the combination of all colors).

https://redd.it/1mer7sl

The sun is the lowest thing on the food chain but would destroy any animal in a 1v1.

https://redd.it/1mev6tl

The portrayal of caveman as being burly is probably pretty unrealistic when you realize how lean most of the people modern-day hunter-gatherer communities look.

https://redd.it/1mfc1l5

The Lower Decks characters have ostensibly spartan quarters, but they are still ensigns, i.e. commissioned officers. So what do the enlisted quarters look like then?

https://redd.it/1mf60vk