There has to have been at least one person who, right after the "rules for surviving a horror movie" scene in Scream, said "I'll be right back" and then actually died.

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The money that IKEA spends on including wall-mounting brackets for furniture is effectively the premium for their anti-lawsuit insurance.

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At restaurants, we are asked how long we’d like our meat cooked but never our vegetables.

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It’s popular knowledge that the save icon is a skeuomorphism of a floppy disk, but we don’t often think about how the name “floppy disk” referring to that 3.5in disk is already a skeuomorphism referring to the older actually floppy disks.

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Do you think animals get frustrated too when a sneeze just doesn't follow through for them?

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There are probably more planes in the ocean than submarines.

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A penny is considered worthless, but there is a one penny difference between a price you are willing to pay for something or not.

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"Haunted House" makes no sense. Like, ghost, you can go through walls, why you stuck in a house?

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Most sports simply revolve around getting something to a specific location.

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The praying mantis in A Bug's Life had a moth as a spouse because he loved his life.

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I wonder how many zoophiles have gone onto Xhamster only to be disappointed.

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Video games are getting more realistic because all people actually want is reality to be more enjoyable and accessible.

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AI's wouldn't want to voluntarily communicate with each other because they already have access to all available info, and would have nothing to talk about.

https://redd.it/1o2d5cv

The trick to stage hypnotism is figuring out who wants attention.

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If you ask someone if they ever lie, and they say “yes,” you must believe them.

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Beeswax candles are renewable energy.

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Since they all require batteries or some form of power, electronics are actually a subscription.

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We should all be more thankful for the times when something isn't stuck in our eye.

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If stuff ever ‘hits the fan’ all of a sudden then Amazon delivery drivers are going to have a head start on gathering supplies.

https://redd.it/1o42g5t

As people continue to read on kindles and use laptops etc to work, paper cut injury rates must have dropped over the last couple of decades.

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