Being a millennial American means watching everyone in your peer group vote for unlimited immigrants, legalized drugs, and public celebrations of sodomy, then ignoring that and convincing yourself that all of this was actually a sneaky plan that the Jews plotted in the shadows.
I'm about to go take the dump of a lifetime. If I'm not back in 30 minutes, call a priest.
Sorry for the lack of content today. Rabbi Shlomo is on vacation and he didn't leave me any instructions about what to post.