You are a Mammal, and were born too early to change that.
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I mean, everyone is just so polite ☺️

Mood 🖤

Dear listeners, today we are going to learn a new language. This is fun, but also useful! Here is a phrase you can use in many circumstances, so it is very handy to know and to have available in your day to day toolkit. It goes as follow:

And now, a message from the Secret Police: please make sure to have your wand permit with you at all times whenever carrying your wand.

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Honestly? Halfing cooking shows sound like they’d be so much fun
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I would add - Kobold cooking show: it's always just rocks and moss, and all the contestants keep on arguing and fighting and the whole studio ends up trashed and wet somehow

Crow 🐦‍⬛ Party
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