Life is tough when u’re a lazy perfectionist who also doesn't give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything.
Girls be like “thats my comfort character” and its just some dude covered in blood.
I don't even have a sense of humor anymore. It's literally just sarcasm and a general hate for the majority of the human population.
When they call you a quiet person but you have different personalities for different people.
Sometimes you just gotta say “I’m too bad of a bitch to deal with this low-tier shit” and move on.
My version of flirting is thinking about someone until they get my telepathic message and text me.