Next time I feel butterflies I'm chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

“Please don't underestimate my ability to drop you like you never meant sht to me”

Trying to be mysterious knowing damn well I yap about everything…

Don’t ask me for relationship advice cause i'll tell you to kill him or lock him up in ur basement or something.

Due to personal reasons i think everybody is lying i don't care.

After a while, u get tired of telling people how they made u feel. you eventually just go ghost and never speak again…

Idc if i’m the villain in your story cuz you’re a bumfuck loser in mine.

Not even an apology can fix how I feel about certain people.

When u actually like them but your love language is bullying and giving them constant attitude.

The worst thing is when people over-promise and then under-deliver. because u simply could've just shut up and not waste my time.

Sometimes you really just have to go to sleep & deal with shit tomorrow.

Whenever you see my headphones in my ears, respectfully shut up.

I give mental health advice like i ain't going crazy every 3 days.

My kink is seeing money going into my bank account.

At one point you just realize that people are always gonna be unsatisfied no matter what، so screw them and do what u want.