#pasta #news

>be OpenAI
>train Sora 2 on every movie/show ever made without permission
>release product with aggressive marketing

>Day 1-3
>Pikachu robbing CVS
>Hitler SpongeBob
>Mario, family guy, south park everywhere
>#1 app store in 48 hours

>Employee: "ser, we won"
>"users doing exactly what we planned them to do"
>new funding secured
>$500B valuation

>suddenly lawsuits incoming
>disney, NYT, everyone mobilizing

>Altman: "quick, make it the users' fault"
>"and copyright holders' fault too"

>emergency update ships overnight
>*media upload agreement popup*
>YOU agree not to upload copyrighted material
>YOU agree you have all rights to uploads
>misuse = permanent banned from sora AND chatgpt

>Liability successfully transferred:
>✓ users
>✓ copyright holders must opt out each character individually
>✗ openai

>Altman drops blog: "please use responsibly :)"

>users try to delete sora account
>deletes chatgpt too
>banned from ever signing up again
>API access? gone
>all data? deleted
>can't even use same email/phone
>users realize they're trapped

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Btw, this video of Sam? Fails moderation too somehow