Overheard two chinese people at a party last night holding a conversation entirely in mandarin, except that one of them kept saying the phrase "lesbian agenda" in perfect english

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Let’s check the servers fellas

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NEW: COINBASE SAYS "WE'RE AWARE MANY USERS ARE CURRENTLY UNABLE TO ACCESS COINBASE DUE TO AN AWS OUTAGE"

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Nearly 3% of the entire population of Venezuela was brought into America by the Biden administration

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RIP people launching today

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Nuke windows install linux

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Even amazon dot com is down. I don't recall that happening in past AWS outages. This must be a big one

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US EAST 1 DOWN

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Every SaaS I use is offline

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Coinmarketcap rekt

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I smell money

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Looking at AWS SLAs

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What do Crypto-people say they like? Privacy.

What do they actually like? hookers.

That's where my new start up comes in. We are building the first app to order a hooker from your phone, pay in crypto, and with ZK built in for fully privacy.

We are calling it the " The Silk Road of Hookers."

Starting valuation of 10B. YC my DM's ARE OPEN.

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Eclipse intern is cooking. Do not revoke his login

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Reddit rekt

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If I get rich from crypto, I won’t spend $500,000 on a Ferrari , but this

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Nancy Pelosi shared a video of herself breaking a crown in half as a protest against Donald Trump

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