Make it quick

The distinction between inheritance ("is a") and composition ("has a")

When your code finally starts working...

“No schedule change! Only more scope!”

actually bogosort is the fastest sorting algorithm if the input data is already sorted

Probably not...

this is funny

When you forget to add a base case

Programmers pressing up to find that one command they ran 8 hours go be like

Current state of ai.

Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V

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it's hard!

New to programming. Decided to replicate the Windows Diagnostic tool, how did I do?

To refresh my mind, body and soul

Yes I am a professional programmer.

I think I go home early today

READMEs are just suggestions anyways